Bailey's Daily!
This is Bailey's Daily Blog site to complain, compose, give utterance to, or just plain wax poetic. I am, if I may say, an adorable, sweet, TALENTED, 4 1/2 year old Beagle (that's 32 in people years who was rescued from Zell Miller's and Saxby Chambliss' South Georgia!). I love the Red Sox, my mom, gramdma's cooking, ice cream and playing in the dog park! I am learning how to email and blog with no opposable thumbs! IT'S BLOG-GONE FUN! WOOF!:)Thursday, August 18, 2005
Rules to Enter North Carolina....
.....Applies to each person as they enter North Carolina. Learn & remember! Northerners and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.Tie your shoes. Turn your cap around, don't wear it backards, you look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." Mom drives a pickup truck because she WANTS to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & feed lots and horse farms. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
4. I-40 goes east and west; I-95 goes north and south. Pick one. So, every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.Try to understand the concept.
5. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
6. Yeah, we eat catfish.You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of hunting season. It's a religious holiday.
8. We open doors for women.That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
10. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use two spices: salt, pepper.
11. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
12. The "Tar Heels", "Blue Devils" and High School Basketball are as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
13. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
14. Our kids: They come outa here with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.
Always remember: YOU ARE LOVED IN North Carolina !!!!!!!!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.Tie your shoes. Turn your cap around, don't wear it backards, you look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." Mom drives a pickup truck because she WANTS to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & feed lots and horse farms. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
4. I-40 goes east and west; I-95 goes north and south. Pick one. So, every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.Try to understand the concept.
5. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
6. Yeah, we eat catfish.You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of hunting season. It's a religious holiday.
8. We open doors for women.That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
9. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
10. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use two spices: salt, pepper.
11. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
12. The "Tar Heels", "Blue Devils" and High School Basketball are as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
13. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
14. Our kids: They come outa here with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.
Always remember: YOU ARE LOVED IN North Carolina !!!!!!!!!!
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