Bailey's Daily!
This is Bailey's Daily Blog site to complain, compose, give utterance to, or just plain wax poetic. I am, if I may say, an adorable, sweet, TALENTED, 4 1/2 year old Beagle (that's 32 in people years who was rescued from Zell Miller's and Saxby Chambliss' South Georgia!). I love the Red Sox, my mom, gramdma's cooking, ice cream and playing in the dog park! I am learning how to email and blog with no opposable thumbs! IT'S BLOG-GONE FUN! WOOF!:)Thursday, July 14, 2005
...a Feminist I am Not, but these are worth one of my famous Barks:)
Inside every older lady is a younger lady wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (Mom's favorite!)
Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (Mom's favorite!)
Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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